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英語(yǔ)笑話短篇
英語(yǔ)笑話短篇1
He is really somebody
-My uncle has 1000 men under him.
He is really somebody. What does he do?
-A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一個(gè)大人物
叔叔下面有1000個(gè)人.
真是一個(gè)大人物.干什么的?
墓地守墓人.
英語(yǔ)笑話短篇2
A foreign visitor touring the great American West came across an Indian with his ear pressed tothe ground. 一位外國(guó)游客到美國(guó)大西部游覽，碰到一個(gè)印第安人把耳朵緊貼在地上。
"What are you listening for?" heasked. "你在聽什么呢?"他詢問道。
“為了向你表示謝意，我送你一只龍蝦�！闭f著他便給老板一只活蹦亂跳的大龍蝦。
"Well, that's very kind of you. My wife and I will have it for dinner. " “您真好，我太太和我將以它當(dāng)晚餐�！�
"Oh, he's already had dinner. But I am sure he'd love to take in a movie. " “喔，它已經(jīng)吃過晚餐了，但我想它會(huì)喜歡看場(chǎng)電影。”
英語(yǔ)笑話短篇3
史密斯是一家建設(shè)公司的經(jīng)理，他正負(fù)責(zé)一個(gè)新工程的`招標(biāo)案。第一位投標(biāo)的是一家波蘭公司，他們的代表出價(jià)四十萬元接那個(gè)案子�！八坪鹾芎侠恚笔访芩拐f�！澳憧刹豢梢越o我一張明細(xì)表呢?”
"Sure," said the Pole, " $200, 000 for labor and $ 200,000 for materials. "
“當(dāng)然沒問題，”波蘭公司代表說道，“二十萬元工資，二十萬元材科費(fèi)。”
下一個(gè)出標(biāo)的是美國(guó)標(biāo)準(zhǔn)建設(shè)公司，他們以八十萬元競(jìng)標(biāo)。
"Hmm, that seems a bit high," said Smith. "What's the breakdown?" “嗯，這個(gè)價(jià)錢似乎有些偏高，”史密斯說道。"你們有明細(xì)表嗎?" " $ 400,000 0n materials, $ 400,000 0n labor. " “四十萬元材料，四十萬元工資�！�
"I'll get back to you. "
Finally the representative of Cohen, Goldstein and Leibowitz entered Smith's office. " $ 1,200,000 is our bid," said the agent." 最后可翰高斯坦雷伯威茲公司的代表走進(jìn)史密斯辦公室�！耙话俣f元是我們競(jìng)標(biāo)的價(jià)碼，”代表說道。
$11 200, 0001 That' s way out of line," exclaimed Smith. "Can you give me a breakdown onthat?" “一百二十萬元這個(gè)標(biāo)高得太過分了，”史密斯叫道“你可以給我一張明細(xì)表嗎?" "No problem," replied the rep. " $400, 000 for me,$ 400 , 000 for you and
$ 400，000 for thePolacks.
“沒有問題，”代表回答道。“四十萬元給我，四十萬元給你，最后四十萬元?jiǎng)t給那家波蘭佬開的公司。”
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